Surgery ... arrrggghhh!

I cast my mind back to my mastectomy surgery way back in September and remember...well, I was out for the count. But many folks aren't - especially if they elect to have epidural anaesthetics, as did my Pop-in-law recently for a knee replacement op.

Here's why he should have elected for general anaesthesia despite being 89 years old...

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A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

*Oops!
*Has anyone seen my watch?
*Come back with that! Bad Dog!
*Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
*Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
*What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
*Damn, there go the lights again...
*Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
*Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
*What do you mean, he's not insured?
*Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
*What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
*FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

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