Cancer Comic Strip

My name is Suzan St Maur and I've had cancer twice. I find that humor helps me get through my cancer, and from what I understand it helps many others too. This blog is dedicated not to information about the disease, but to cancer warriors and their relatives/friends who just want some cheering chuckles. By all means share your funny stories and jokes with us - email them to suze @ suzanstmaur.com (If you want to know more about me see my profile on here or http://HowToWriteBetter.net)

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Arrrggghhhh ... I'm still starving .....

Despite ceasing steroid consumption nearly 48 hours ago I'm still chewing on my mousemat here at the computer and longing anxiously to get my teeth into that delicious pork tenderloin I'm cooking for dinner tonight.

What can I do? Everyone says that 50 percent of people on chemo put on weight and now I know why ... those dastardly steroids.

Yum, yum, keep the weight off my bum.

In the meantime here is some further aversion therapy of the junk food kind (original author unknown but thanks, pal, I think it may be cutting my appetite already.)

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FOOD IDEAS REJECTED BY MCDONALDS

~ McSpleen

~ McMenudo

~ McShrooms

~ Filet O'Flesh

~ Salmon McLox

~ Filet O'Gefilte Fish

~ McKitty Sandwich

~ Chicken McBobbitts

~ Them Ain't Nuggets!

~ The Depressed Meal

~ Way Too Happy Meal

~ Shirley McLean Burger

~ McTonya Club Sandwich

~ Boutrous Boutrous Burger

~ Rocky Mountain McOysters

~ Lion King Hairball Happy Meal

- Bob Barker's Happy Pants Meal

~ Grumpy Meal, Dopey Meal, and Sneezy Meal

~ ENRON McStock Shares

~ McLobster & Bacon Bisquit


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