The Proctological Mechanic
The following from Steve, one of my fellow contributors to the Know-How Exchange of the US website Marketing Professionals (click here to view.)
A gastroenterologist had been in practice for 20 years and had settled into a very comfortable life with his future being very secure. So he decided to fulfill his REAL life's dream and become an auto-mechanic.
Having entered mechanic school, the former physician received the results of his first test back with a score of 200%. Confused, he asked the teacher why such a high score...
"Well", said the teacher, "The first part was taking the engine apart and you did that perfectly so you got 50%. The second was to put it back together again and you did it perfectly and got another 50%. The other 100% was for doing it through the tailpipe."
Have a good week!
A gastroenterologist had been in practice for 20 years and had settled into a very comfortable life with his future being very secure. So he decided to fulfill his REAL life's dream and become an auto-mechanic.
Having entered mechanic school, the former physician received the results of his first test back with a score of 200%. Confused, he asked the teacher why such a high score...
"Well", said the teacher, "The first part was taking the engine apart and you did that perfectly so you got 50%. The second was to put it back together again and you did it perfectly and got another 50%. The other 100% was for doing it through the tailpipe."
Have a good week!
posted by Suzan St Maur @ 7:49 PM
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