Wicked joke from Wendy
Wendy S, contributor to the Bladder Cancer Cafe Digest, sent us the following...
'I had breast cancer at age 43 (stage IIIC, SNB-all nodes positive and regional metastasis to internal mammary nodes, mastectomy, radiation, five years of Tamoxifen and 3 years of Zoladex-Dec. '99), it's my big sister who has bladder cancer, Ta, G1, dx-ed in '98. We're both doing well....
...Below is one of my favorite, tasteless medical jokes for you to add to your page if you want...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear!"'
Naughty-but-nice one, Wendy...thanks!
'I had breast cancer at age 43 (stage IIIC, SNB-all nodes positive and regional metastasis to internal mammary nodes, mastectomy, radiation, five years of Tamoxifen and 3 years of Zoladex-Dec. '99), it's my big sister who has bladder cancer, Ta, G1, dx-ed in '98. We're both doing well....
...Below is one of my favorite, tasteless medical jokes for you to add to your page if you want...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear!"'
Naughty-but-nice one, Wendy...thanks!
posted by Suzan St Maur @ 3:56 PM
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