Cancer Comic Strip

My name is Suzan St Maur and I've had cancer twice. I find that humor helps me get through my cancer, and from what I understand it helps many others too. This blog is dedicated not to information about the disease, but to cancer warriors and their relatives/friends who just want some cheering chuckles. By all means share your funny stories and jokes with us - email them to suze @ (If you want to know more about me see my profile on here or

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Have you got furniture disease?

...that's when your chest begins to slide down into your drawers.

Although having recently acquired an ultra-lightweight breast prosthesis (to use while the incision is healing up) I'm aware that there could be an upward - as well as downward - problem.

If anyone seeing me in the local supermarket notices a spaceship-shaped object creeping north and lurking under my left ear, please tap me on the shoulder discreetly so I can hoik it back down into my bra.

However: na, na na na, nah ... MY current (left) boobie doesn't stand a snowflake's chance in H*ll of sliding into my drawers. It's too light to go anywhere but out to the garage (once I get the permanent prosthesis) to help wash the car.

Now is that one of life's little compensations, or what?


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