Medics' views of a new hospital wing

Hurray, it's the weekend and today my stitches were removed. So I'm now able to walk and smile at the same time. For your enjoyment, here are the reactions noted by various medical departments when their hospital's new wing was opened...(thanks to the original author, whoever you are.)

The allergists voted to scratch it.

The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The obstreticians stated they were laboring under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The orthopaedists issued a joint resolution.

The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"

The pediatricians said, "grow up."

The proctologists said, "We are in arrears."

The psychiatrists thought it was madness.

The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The radiologists could see right through it.

The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.

The plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.

The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.