"Sick" joke
Doctor to lady patient: "I have good news and bad news."
Patient: "Let's start with the bad news."
Doctor: "I'm afraid we performed a mastectomy on the wrong breast."
Patient: "Oh no! What's the good news?"
Doctor: "Your other breast was misdiagnosed - the lump is benign."
Patient: "Let's start with the bad news."
Doctor: "I'm afraid we performed a mastectomy on the wrong breast."
Patient: "Oh no! What's the good news?"
Doctor: "Your other breast was misdiagnosed - the lump is benign."
posted by Suzan St Maur @ 5:57 PM
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